ADVENTURES IN HARLEM

Why do my trashy neighbors feel the need to throw their freaking condoms out the window and onto my balcony????? I am so sick of disgusting people! I'm seriously about to report them to NYC sanitation and have them clean them up and superglue them to their front door then report them to the police for littering and have them fined... Then, I wish I could report them to the CDC then have them arrested for endangering the human race. assholes.