Myths about bird poop and my unfortunate luck

How come only weird/gross crap happens to me???? For instance, I just bit into my toast and a bug crawled out of it!!!! The night I came back from Montreal I stepped in a pile of soggy dog shit that covered my entire flip flop and went all over my toes including in-between them and earlier I was on the phone with my cousin when a fly flew up my nose and made me gag and start coughing.... I thought when I got pooped on a couple weeks ago by a bird that meant "good luck" would come my way so I wouldn't have to deal with these sort of things anymore! w.t.f......